Call me crazy, but I won't be buying this doll for Z. I'm not superstitious, but hello, I don't want any haunted dolls in my house.
Okay, so maybe I am superstitious.
Updated: I thought the doll above was freaky, but this haunted baby is down right terrifying.
I have a feeling that this doll would be a great tool to get your kids to do what you ask of them. Either you eat your freakin' spinach, or Dolly is coming out to help you. You don't want to go to bed? Okay, maybe Dolly can talk you into it.
Yikes. I'm all freaked out now.
Posted by: Mrs Figby | May 10, 2005 at 10:49 AM
Yeah, and he must be a real scholar since he doesn't know the difference between "extinguish" and "distinguish" (in the description). Maybe the haunted doll produces a flame?
Posted by: dish | May 10, 2005 at 11:06 AM
To quote Peggy Hill, that doll gives me "the heebiest of jeebies."
Posted by: Molly | May 10, 2005 at 11:14 AM
Holy shit, that thing is ugly, too.
Posted by: jen | May 10, 2005 at 11:17 AM
Ummmm...how did you even find this doll? I've got chills. Yeah, pass.
Posted by: Figlet | May 10, 2005 at 12:00 PM
Either you eat your freakin' spinach, or Dolly is coming out to help you. You don't want to go to bed? Okay, maybe Dolly can talk you into it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Julie | May 10, 2005 at 12:20 PM
Oh my god. That second one is horrifying.
Posted by: Kim | May 10, 2005 at 12:20 PM
Oh my god, that should be behind a cut. That is totally unfair to inflict on unsuspecting readers. I may never sleep again (which my daughter would love, because then she wouldn't have to either, so maybe it will all work out).
Posted by: jen | May 10, 2005 at 03:35 PM
i think i just had an "accident."
holy crap that's frightening.
Posted by: jacks | May 10, 2005 at 05:31 PM
I remember this Russian celuloid (?) doll my mom had when she was a kid and it was passed down to me. It was this beautiful doll with thick black (very real feeling) braids she wore like a million, brightly colored peticoats and spooky glass eyes that followed you. Being respectful of other people's property I tried to pry the creepy eyes out (see child's reasoning: 'cause that would make it better) and the eyes actually fell back into the head so then it was this scary-ass empty eye socket doll that was the ultimate in horror, forget Chucky. My mom would taunt me with it and position it around my room. When you shook the head the eyes would rattle and you could see them floating inside the head.
Also those faceless Amish dolls give me nightmares...
Posted by: kristen | May 10, 2005 at 08:36 PM
Please ship Dolly to my house ASAP, as I have a bedtime-resistant preschooler.
Many thanks in advance,
Sadist Mom
Posted by: Mollie | May 10, 2005 at 10:07 PM
Those are horrible! My daughter was given a creepy doll from my husband's parents that I can't stand...but it doesn't even come close to those creatures.
Posted by: Bente | May 10, 2005 at 10:51 PM
Oh wow. That's scary!
Posted by: Melany | May 11, 2005 at 03:22 AM
Thank you, now I'm going to have nightmares. And, um, gee I wonder why nobody's bidding on his dolls..
Posted by: lisa | May 11, 2005 at 03:30 AM
I think I screamed out loud.
Dolly's coming. With a knife.
Posted by: Brooklyn Mama | May 11, 2005 at 08:01 AM
Creepy, creepy, creepy.
Posted by: Erin | May 11, 2005 at 08:32 PM
I can't imagine what gave her the idea that something paranormal could be attached to it...
Posted by: jenn | May 13, 2005 at 05:08 PM
Fuck, that thing is possibly the most frightening thing I've ever seen.
And so is his description:
SHE HAS SLEEP EYES THAT WORK BUT ONE OF HER EYES IS WASHED OUT IN THE CENTER ALMOST LIKE THE PUPIL IS MISSING. I THINK SHE HAD TEETH AT ONE TIME AS I SEE SOMETHING MOVING AROUND IN HER MOUTH AND I THINK IT MIGHT BE HER TEETH BUT I CAN'T BE SURE. THERE IS A VERY SLIGHT SOUND WHEN SHE IS LAID DOWN FROM AN UPSRIGHT POSITION SO I DON'T KNOW IF SHE WAS EVER MEANT TO CRY OR THAT THERE IS JUST SOMETHING MOVING AROUND INTERNALLY IN THE HEAD AREA??
Um, something moving around in her teeth area/ head area? WHAT THE FUCK WOULD THAT BE????????
*going to crawl into bed and shake for a couple of hours*
Posted by: Karen | May 14, 2005 at 11:01 AM
What a rip! I have a collection of dolls exactly like this one -- haven't noted any "paranormal activity" relating to them...or have I?
Posted by: blackbird | May 20, 2005 at 03:39 PM
Oh, dear God those are horrifying. *shiver*
Posted by: Kerry | May 20, 2005 at 05:33 PM
It's my first visit, and what a doozy.
Those kind of dolls (the bigger, heirloom type) creep me out anyway, and to see that. Oh, for the love of God, I'm going to have nightmares.
Excellent idea for its use, though. I think it'll work well for adults and children.
Posted by: SuzanH | May 20, 2005 at 07:12 PM
Good lord. Its like something you'd see on an episode of CSI. The guy's dead. These creepy dolls are all over his house. Mysterious. Or is it? I'd die of fright seeing that thing in person. WHO would buy these???
Posted by: Nicola | May 20, 2005 at 08:25 PM
"UH OH Donny, looks like you woke the monster in the basement again. Let's be reeeeeal quiet and hope it goes back to sleep."
Posted by: Lorraine | May 23, 2005 at 02:14 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: kris | May 25, 2005 at 06:39 PM
you stupid bitch why would u use the fuckin scary doll and frieghten you childeren are you made
Posted by: ahhhhhhhhhh | July 10, 2006 at 09:58 AM