A group of boys came to our door (probably around 10 years old) and said they were on a scavenger hunt. They needed to trade this thing (a gingerbread thing that goes on a door knob) for the coolest thing in our house. Hello, The Fortunate Hammer! What is cooler than The Fortunate Hammer? Huh? I'd like you tell me, because I can think of nothing cooler. I gave it to them and a couple of them (good kids) said, "This is cool!"
But this one little boy, who I could tell is pure evil, told me, "No, thank you, we need something cool. Something for a boy."
And this other boy (who totally rocks) said, "But this IS cool."
And the evil little boy said to me, "No, no thank you."
All the little boys listened to The Omen and agreed that they would move on to the next house.
I snatched The Fortunate Hammer back and told them, "Yeah, good luck, you aren't going to find anything cooler than this."