Yesterday I visited the dollar store where I found The Fortunate Hammer and discovered something new, exciting, and refreshing. I discovered Sweet Love! It is complete, disposable, and ready-to- use.
Extra Mild. All natural.
Triple Cleansing. Neutralizes odor and leaves a fresh clean scent.
Ahhhh, Mountain Spring! An airy mountain scent that will make you feel clean and confident.
Zorba's reaction to the idea of the Sweet Love line.
Oh my. Too funny.
Posted by: shelly | October 26, 2006 at 11:03 AM
Your dollar stores are *far* more interesting than ours. The only mildly amusing thing I found was "Cholesterol Plus" hair treatment.
Posted by: Deanna | October 26, 2006 at 11:12 AM
Boy, whoever you got for the swap is in for a surprise.
Posted by: Mrs Figby | October 26, 2006 at 11:39 AM
The girl on the box looks about 13, doesn't she? (In the first photo at least.) Oh you do have the Most Interesting Dollar Store On The Planet I think. Some sort of strange $ store vortex where you are? I really, really need to get to the dollar store soon. I want to find something wacky. Although I am pretty sure that no one will ever beat the Fortunate Hammer.
Posted by: Amy/grrlTravels | October 26, 2006 at 02:00 PM
great, with my luck I'll be the recipient of this swap! seriously, who would buy that at the dollar store!!!!
Posted by: mortimersmom | October 26, 2006 at 02:21 PM
Yep, Amy, my first thought was that she looked 12... wtf? I am inspired - is that the right word - to check out our dollar stores now...??!!
Posted by: atomic mama | October 26, 2006 at 02:26 PM
Hilarious and horrifying all at the same time!
Posted by: Julia | October 26, 2006 at 02:50 PM
Good Lord, do people buy that stuff?
Posted by: spacemom | October 26, 2006 at 03:22 PM
I think Zorba has the right idea! The Sweet Love line seems pretty scary to me. Not to mention the fact that there are certain parts of the body that probably shouldn't have an "airy mountain scent".
Posted by: Erin | October 26, 2006 at 03:35 PM
oh, and I just noticed, that girl could totally be Eva Long**ria about 10 years ago... her early modeling years maybe??
Posted by: mortimersmom | October 26, 2006 at 07:35 PM
I like that they come in special scents. Like I could match my douche with my mood. It is a nice thought. Tonight, I would have "mellow yellow" as my douche if they made it.
Posted by: nicole | October 26, 2006 at 09:37 PM
Heh, Nicole, that is funny. My husband says that they should make a "new car smell" scent. Yuck. And you're right, Mortimer's Mom, it does look like Eva L. I'm sure the person who sees my name on their swap box will be wondering if a box of Sweet Love has their name on it.
Posted by: Shelba | October 26, 2006 at 10:58 PM
I must have that top that Zorba's wearing! Where did you get it?!
Posted by: Jo | October 27, 2006 at 07:22 AM